This is preposterous! [Hi, ladyguardens. Have a very angry-looking bat with a hat on its head. A very familiar-looking hat, to some of you...]

I-I don't even--

[The bat scowls and flaps its wings a few times. Guess who got wildcarded--and subsequently stuck in her bat form?]

And just as I was about to introduce myself to you all--augh!

For those of you ( Read more... )

[Filtered from Flandre]Well, this is delightful. Let me graciously advise you all to steer clear of my sister, Flandre. Assuming none of you have run into her independently, that is. At the very least I haven't heard any screaming yet. As I expected, exposure to the outside world has had unfortunate effects on her impressionable young mind. I could ( Read more... )

I'm bored.

Everyone is outside, having fun. Something's tied to my leg, but I can't go out and find out what it is. Being inside used to be fun enough, but that was before I knew how fun being outside is.

I want to go outside again.

Good day, everyone. I'd just like to make a public service announcement in the name of the Scarlet Devil!

[She turns the mirror to focus on one of the event flowers, clearly hers, briefly. Then, back to her.]This is going to be the most beautiful flower in the garden soon. If you were hoping to compete for that position, I hate to disappoint you, ( Read more... )

Thanks to everybody who showed me how to have fun outside, but I'm done now. My sister found out that I was cheating, so I'd better go back inside.

The mansion here isn't nearly as nice as mine, but it'll do for now.

[Remilia is composed. She might not remain that way for long, but she's feeling pretty good about her chances. Someone has kidnapped her and taken out of her mansion and to some silly garden in the dead of night, somehow without waking her, when she hadn't remembered being asleep in the first place ( Read more... )